Disclaimer
Last updated 10/19/2024
INTRODUCTION
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The Nature of The Content
The content of the Site is satirical in nature and is in no way intended to be a news report or an accurate depiction of the actual words, thoughts, or deeds of the person and/or persons and/or entities portrayed anywhere on the Site.
EXTERNAL LINKS DISCLAIMER FOR WEBSITE
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PROFESSIONAL DISCLAIMER FOR WEBSITE
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TESTIMONIALS DISCLAIMER FOR WEBSITE
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